It 's that time of year when my beloved and I away for an evening to open a bottle of wine and discuss one of the most important events in the Egger family calendar, Pentecost main annual holiday.
As always, the first decision we need to do, if you vote or not naked. As confirmed nudists, naturists course for a holiday, or at least a vacation, you can get to in time for the naked part. However, it is not an automatic choice and this yearThere is a particularly tempting selection of textile rental deals. There is a Mediterranean cruise, the attractive appearance and the Rocky Mountain Rail Adventure takes my eye. Maybe we need to support one of the countries in the tsunami-devastated Indian Ocean on Boxing Day, or stay at home and renew (ugh!) However, we probably want the naked, and are six reasons.
Reason # 1
Getting naked, even for a short period of time, can help save your life!
I'm not overlydramatic here. Looks like you got your clothes car disposals, restrictive, preventing the natural flow of blood and lymph fluid can be a real lifesaver.
According to the researchers, who wears a bra can cause all sorts of discomfort, pain and even breast cancer. The (real preliminary) research shows that women who wear bras more than twelve hours per day out of bed, 21 times more likely to suffer from breast cancer than those who get brasless than twelve hours a day. And you hear this, those who wear bras even to bed are 125 times more likely to suffer from breast cancer than those who do not wear bras for everyone! In cultures where women do not wear bras, the incidence of breast cancer or less the same for men - virtually zero!
And not only women who are in danger. The same study shows that testicular cancer in men can be caused by tight briefs.
Thus, even the sale of bras, panties, and theshort period of time for your holiday, you can hold much healthier.
Reason # 2
Less clothes = less luggage = less hassle.
Have you ever noticed how when a holiday you can never have enough clothes seem packaging? So how do you spend the equivalent of the cost of the vacation on essential garments mainly due to the holidays? But during your stay, you are getting the top with double clothes that do not have to end? It 'scary, is not it? Do not ask me why it works, thatWays - probably some unexplained Law of Nature - but it happens every time
Except for a naturist holiday.
And 'as if nudist holidays turn natural laws on their head. The race to cover every eventuality clothes-wise, with a disdain for apparel bordering on the obsessive replaced. My normal tissue both sides of the packing list is reduced to only four lines, namely:
· Clothing suitable for the trip.
· Smart enough slinky dresses for eveningWear.
Shorts · / skirt / shirt for all non-nudist (referred to in nude-speak as "textile") travel.
° and, um ... well it really was.
The immediate effect of this textile cutting is that my luggage, which is normally equal in volume to a medium-class cars, only a small suitcase there. (OK, two if the other items such as hairdryers rescue contains, including make-up, creams, lipsticks, jewelry, etc. - God has a girlfriendFor their best, even in the buff is not it?) Not only does this get to make the implementation easier and faster, away from the baggage carousel, it also saves on tips. The generosity that would otherwise be distributed only to my entourage to the hotel is a family of five for a month for the transport of feed. A spin-off from this is that less clothing also means less packing and unpacking, more time drinking wine and dozing by the pool, the whole idea of a holiday in the firstPlace.
Well, for me anyway
Reason # 3
Do not scrub the skin.
Our skin is wonderful. It is not only the largest organ of our body, but it fits perfectly (OK. Sometimes some of us may be just a little 'more than necessary, but you know what I mean.)
Fortunately, it is also easier to keep clean tissue. My husband has a special fondness for pancakes - you know you can buy those things pancakes filled with kiosks your trip around the Mediterranean? Had'Eat em all day if I did. Unfortunately, it also has a tendency to use the syrup to fill his face, which led to more than a trunk full of shirts ruin would have lost.
A vacation nudist carefully avoids this problem. While maple syrup may not be particularly easy to remove from a naked chest - especially a male hairy - it is much easier than washing of silk or cotton. Nor can one place, except for a livid red mark on the trunkAfter the syrup from the surface of the thorax was removed, but the pay is the price of men for being so clumsy. (For the sake of equality, I must admit that this is not just a male character. After one or two bottles of wine I knew to leave my chest with something as gay, rendering any affected clothing null and distribute the load process. But I insist that this is not clumsiness on my part, but simply the result of my tired and emotional. Thisthere.)
Reason # 4
It makes more sense than naked on a beach in a bathing suit.
Let's face it. bathing costume serves no useful purpose. It does not prevent us dry and warm, and even help us to swim: studies by the West German Olympic swim team has shown that obstructs a swimmer's bathing suits. I'm not even saying goodbye. Ticks and lice that bite or sting of the sea and find a place to hide a naked body can be easily trapped in a swimsuit.
SoWhy do we wear 'em
In order to protect their modesty? Not really. days' mens These costumes are short enough but ladies bathers are positively small, with less fuel than a small handkerchief. Bikini tops afford less coverage than two postage stamps on a string, and in any case seldom worn on European beaches. Bikini funds only to cover the genitals but often leave the bottom exposed.
This also means that they have no protection from harmful UV rays of the sun.
Butaccording to a survey by Ladies' Home Journal Americans spend $ 900,000,000 per year carried out on bathing suits, even if he bought the eighty-five percent of all swimsuits never touch the water.
Does not make much sense does not it?
Reason 5
Nudist resorts are nice places with nice people
Everyone knows that nudists real nudists are very nice. What makes it particularly beautiful nudist remains a mystery. Perhaps nudism attracts the nicest person in the firstPlace, perhaps the practice of nudism somehow improves people. Who knows? And really, who cares? Let's just enjoy the situation. You can leave an unlocked car at a nudist resort and taken nothing. nudist resorts and beaches are generally orderly, good positions. Even in a nudist holiday city such as Cap d'Agde, with about 40,000 people at the height of the season, there is no threat of the atmosphere, violence and general loutishness that disfigures other holidayHot-Spot. Every type of crime is almost nonexistent, and larger complexes, even Cap d'Agde, need no more than minimal security.
You do not get that at Benidorm or Palm Springs!
Reason # 6
Nudist entrepreneurs need our support.
Despite the esteem in which the bare Business Travel World is about four hundred million dollars a year and growing fast, the nudist holiday industry is still a fragile plant that needs encouragement and support. The fine nudist resorts that caternudist vacationers today are far from the fields of early crying in a not too distant past, and by engaging the new generation of tourists that require a certain standard of comfort, are largely responsible for the growth of the leisure industry naked. But quality costs money, and these places are businesses, not charities. If not them, they will close, and we will continue to support the old joke out of turn, run down, made make-do-and-repairyesterday. As the old saying, you must use 'em or Lose' Em
So it looks as if you choose naked once again this year. All you have to do is decide where. Wait a minute. I just had a fantastic idea. Maybe we can support the Tsunami appeal and please ourselves at the same time naked in Thailand. This is it! Brilliant. Well, where are the leaflets ...?
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